Expedition 33 T-shirt (white)

$35.00

This is not just a white t-shirt. This is the uniform of someone who has definitely monologued in a mirror. Clean, elegant, and covered in subtle existential crisis, this design is perfect for pretending everything is fine when nothing is.

Featuring the best bits of Expedition 33 (and none of the trauma, you’re welcome), it’s ideal for giving the illusion of control — or at least the aesthetic of someone who used to have it.

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  • 95% polyester, 5% elastane
  • Heavyweight fabric: 6.19 oz/yd²
  • Regular fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.