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So ... what the hell is a gainful bhaji ?


gain·ful bha·ji /ˈgeɪnfəl ˈbɑːdʒi/ n.

  1. A breed of creative individual sustained primarily by large quantities of cheese and cucumbers.

  2. Noted for falling asleep mid-conversation and screaming at entirely foreseeable in-game events.

  3. Exhibits alarming resilience in the face of terrible chairs and open flames

   

See also: “productive gremlin,” “creative combustion,” “fire hazard (artistic).”